Thursday, January 18, 2007

100 Things About Me

  1. I dropped out of high school when I was barely 15.
  2. I was a junior – but only because I skipped sophomore year.
  3. The high school called my parents to tell them I could graduate early when I was already in university, and had already taken my GED.
  4. My parents will have been married for 25 years in May.
  5. I met XFL when I was 15, he was 19.
  6. We first "met" online, chatting on AIM.
  7. I graduated from university when I was 20.
  8. I still don’t know what I am going to do with my degree.
  9. I hated the town I went to university in.
  10. I only chose the university I went to because XFL was there.
  11. I applied online at 3am.
  12. I hate cars, more specifically I hate driving.
  13. This is not because I am a bad driver, I simply don’t like it.
  14. I was a ballerina as a child – for somewhere between 7 and 9 years I thought I would be a professional ballerina when I “grew up”.
  15. I never went on point.
  16. I was arachnophobic until I was bitten by a poisonous spider.
  17. I hate the color orange.
  18. Pineapple is my favorite fruit.
  19. I am a caffeine addict.
  20. I never went to prom, I really wanted to go.
  21. I am a horrible goldfish owner. I have killed more than 50 goldfish (accidentally) in my life so far.
  22. I was never single in university.
  23. I am scared of heights.
  24. I no longer have an appendix.
  25. I have had to get stitches in my left hand 3 times.
  26. I should have gotten stitches in my right knee when I was in Kindergarten.
  27. I grew an inch last year.
  28. I didn’t believe the doctors the first 3 times they told me that I was taller.
  29. For the 5 years that I was with XFL I didn’t wear any make-up, he wouldn’t let me.
  30. I like the taste of vodka.
  31. I love tomatoes and all tomato products.
  32. I don’t really like the taste of water.
  33. I have never been camping.
  34. I have been in 3 car accidents.
  35. In 2 of them I was the driver.
  36. In 1 of them I was at fault.
  37. I have had friends die. It sucks.
  38. I still wear a shirt that I bought in 7th grade.
  39. It still fits.
  40. I tend to buy “classic” items of clothing and wear them for a long time.
  41. I don’t shop often.
  42. The only meat I eat is fish.
  43. I have only been pulled over once. I got a ticket for excessive exhaust.
  44. I have been an insomniac for most of my life.
  45. I stayed in university for a term longer than I had to because it was paid for by scholarships and grants.
  46. When I was in university I couldn’t wait to be done; now I miss it.
  47. I tell my parents everything.
  48. They are my best friends.
  49. I have a scar from a goose.
  50. I would love to go to Italy.
  51. I love Rothko’s painting, but only in real life.
  52. I hated Rothko’s paintings when I had only seen prints of them.
  53. My family is not rich, I am not rich either.
  54. We all believe that happiness is far more important than money.
  55. I bought my car before I had my license.
  56. It is cute but not very practical.
  57. My cat looks a lot like the cat my family had when I was little.
  58. For a while my dad called her by his name.
  59. My mom is allergic to cats.
  60. I am a published poet.
  61. Drinking milk makes me sick.
  62. I am not otherwise lactose intolerant.
  63. I hate nori (seaweed), but don’t mind sushi.
  64. I think wasabi tastes like really salty play dough.
  65. Guinness is usually my beer of choice.
  66. I lost my virginity when I was 15.
  67. I called my parents and told them, I was scared they would be mad at me.
  68. They were not mad at me at all.
  69. I have been on lots of dates since breaking up with XFL.
  70. I have not been on many second dates.
  71. I often wonder what university would have been like if I had been single.
  72. I don’t regret anything I have done.
  73. I think that regret is an exercise in futility.
  74. I learned how to use chopsticks the summer I was 20 out of necessity.
  75. I don’t wear shoes very often if I am indoors.
  76. I should wear glasses, I usually only wear them when I drive or when I need to read subtitles.
  77. I have the same frames with prescription sunglass lenses and prescription clear lenses.
  78. This confuses people.
  79. I have driven wearing my sunglasses in the dark because I couldn’t find my normal glasses.
  80. I smoked cloves for a few months when I was 18, I still crave them when I smell them.
  81. Any smoke at all gives me bronchitis.
  82. I generally get bronchitis at least 6 times a year.
  83. This is not something that makes me happy.
  84. I hate being sick.
  85. I have walked to the ER more than once (to get treated).
  86. I am very impatient.
  87. I am very stubborn.
  88. I like to wear heels with jeans.
  89. I like to wear tennis shoes with dresses.
  90. I can be very sarcastic.
  91. My hair gets a lot of compliments.
  92. I hate text messages, why don’t people just call?
  93. I often don’t want to answer my phone.
  94. It took me a long time to start believing people when they told me I was pretty.
  95. I keep my CDs in alphabetical order.
  96. I still buy actual CDs.
  97. I also buy records.
  98. I don’t have a record player right now.
  99. I read over 300 books in first grade, they stopped counting after that.
  100. I still love to read.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ooo
my parents have been married 25 years in June!
i'm impatient and stubborn and my hair gets compliments!!

:)

Avitable said...

That is a great list. You have a lot of interesting things to say about yourself.

Thanks for the visit and the comment, and thanks for voting for the best story (F was mine).

The Cast

These are the people who will be making re-occurring appearances in my blog. The cast may grow, shrink, or simply change with time. This is meant merely as a quick reference sheet to some of the players both for me, and for you.

Family

Mom Sarcastic, witty, caring, sometimes we drive each other crazy. I wouldn't trade her for anything (yes mom, I know you read this - I would write it regardless).
Dad Caring, artistic, musical, annoys me by pretending to know things he doesn't or by not knowing the things I want him to know. I wouldn't trade him for anything either (he doesn't read this…as far as I know).
LB = Little Brother Smart but lazy, my 18 year old brother spends most of his time in his room. He just started university (it was either that or get a job).

Females

FF = Forum Friend Although we have only met twice in real life, I love this girl. She is sarcastic, smart, fun, caring, and very picky about her coffee. She’s had a bit more life experience than I, so she’s a good one to talk to when I need advice.
SLN = Same Last Name A girl I knew in high school, then met again at university, then met again back in Hometown who has the same last name as I do. She is talkative, superficial, and occasionally artistic. She is a rather bad friend, but if you need someone to drink with you can call her (just don’t expect her to show up when or where you planned on).
PIPF = Pseudo-Intellectual Pseudo-Feminist A girl I knew in high school and re-met in Hometown. She is exactly like the pseudonym – a pseudo-intellectual pseudo-feminist. She takes great joy in being a bitch and in trying to be “unique” (although she sees it as being unique rather than as trying).
HSM = High School Mom A girl (younger than me) who I knew in high school. I re-met her back in Hometown. She has a kid and an ex-husband. Not too smart, but sweet, she likes to party and recently turned 21.

Males

XFL = Ex-First-Love The boy I spent ages (late) 15 - (early) 21 with. We lived together and loved each other for more than 5 years. I still miss him, but as a best friend rather than a lover at this point. He is incredibly smart.
XFLXRM = Ex-First-Love’s Ex-Roommate My ex’s old roommate/best friend. He is a sadistic narcissistic asshole, and he knows it. He is also incredibly smart. We still chat from time to time.
XFLHTF = Ex-First-Love’s Home-Town Friend My ex’s other (earlier) roommate’s ex-boyfriend, lives in Hometown. I first met him when the ex and I first started dating, and recently re-met him. He is full of energy, and quite smart. There is nothing at all romantic between us and that feeling is mutual (for once) which is nice.
JFPB = Just Friends Poetry Boy I met this boy in poetry class in university. I have known him for about 3 years. He has the potential to be smart, but he is too much of a stoner to ever utilize it. He is also creepily obsessed with me.
JFSB = Just Friends Short Boy This boy went to the same high school that I went to… at a different time. He is nearly a foot shorter than I am. He knew my little brother before he knew me. He is sweet and loyal, and we will never be anything more than friends although I suspect that is what he hopes for.
XMJF = Ex-Military Just Friends Boy A nice guy to have coffee with. He is smart and we hold diametrically opposed views on just about everything so he is a good person to debate things with. He would like a more-than-friends status but knows it will not happen and accepts that.
XMNTBB = Ex-Military Not-too-bright Boy Not too nice, not too smart. He showers attention on girls unless they pay attention to him. Has dated many girls in Hometown, we are all known as “alcoholic slutty crazy bitches” to him now.
NTBRBB = Not-too-bright Re-bound Boy Sweet (until I broke up with him), not very smart, and very in to material possessions.
RBNB = Rich Bad News Boy I met him through his writing on his blog. He is a narcissistic asshole. He is also friends with SBNB and NTBRBB.
SBNB = Smart Bad News Boy I met him through his blog and through RBNB. We kind of had a thing – for a little bit. He is very smart and quite sexy. He also plays a ton of games and turns most situations around so that he is the “victim” which is his favorite and often-played role.